How to Deal with Greenpeace
December 1st, 2005 by Brendan SteinhauserOur friends at CEI have a unique way to deal with trash-digging conspiracy-peddling environmentalists.
The Washington Times has the story.
“This past summer, I and a select group of others learned that [Greenpeace] coveted our trash, apparently to feed their various conspiracy theories involving anyone who questions their dogma,” Christopher C. Horner said. “Indeed, my own refuse began regularly disappearing the night before pickup.”
“To have a little fun, I not only placed a few intriguing items throughout my otherwise boring refuse, but also let my two large-breed dogs in on it — liberally proffering a heat-cured week’s worth of their best throughout each batch,” he tells Inside the Beltway.
“Greenpeace,” Mr. Horner adds, should know that he recently sold his home — “to a couple of Marines just back from Fallujah [in Iraq], who may have different tastes in dealing with such trespass.”
